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... I am absolutely perplexed
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*Scrolls past*
*reluctant sigh*
*scrolls back up*
*rebogs*
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were-ralph
New REBLOG Game
Just fucking lie about the previous poster
they are actually a mutated conscious orange that has a mind of it’s own!
@aurora-starlight-silly @neverniko101 @alwaysmiko open tag ig!
I am not friend with this person who totally isn’t an awesome and super cool friend since we’re not friend at all anyways >:D (/lie ofc)
@fyreflakes @venus-salam-the-puppet @catt6565 @eluxurex @justexistingsomewhere @lady-inkmare @bigassfuckingmushroom @neverniko101 I’m so sorry for tagging u sinceyou got tagged twice but I wanna know what’d you lie abt for me
This person doesn’t have a oc that I will never write for
prev is actually infamous for stealing cheddar cheese. But only that kind, no other kind of cheese
@skelpiescool @scooburst @in-case-i-make-it @blooming-skeleton @str4ng3r0nl1ne @caretaleandotherstuff @pennyroyald @venus-salam-the-puppet @mydysfunctionallife @caprisunstwin @100percentevil @thatacefrog @soul-of-justice–uty @harper–pfg @aflairforthemelodramaticc @mildlybizarrecorvid @alexaisfunny @fae-is-gay @the-red-hoodlum @starz-rambles @skelewashere @itsthedracobunny @fishoffontaine @glassanomaly
prev does not like rats
[totally didn’t forget the tags 👀]
Prev is totally normal about Chris Dunne and Will Wood!
Prev has no idea who Dinna Tart is l
Prev absolutely despises coffee—she was once seen in a protest against the consumption of said beverage, actually. Also, the title of her blog is a lie, she has never told a lie (which makes it so she did lie, so she’s a paradox oh no— *universe explodes*)
Prev is extremely energetic and awake at all hours of the day, and hates hedgehogs.
@frogmoisturethief (if you have survived the universe exploding 😔)
prev is extremely outgoing and extroverted
prev has no sense of humor
@schlorb @silly-lil-scribbles @one-more-guy @applesaucemeow @autophobiastar @phoe-ix @wiwi-w1sp @ghost-roaming
and anyone else
Prev has never ever drawn grian Minecraft EVER! And they are SUPER MEAN! AND BORING
@kaeruutv @chronophobiaclown @theboybehindtheflowers27 @averylongferret AND EVERYONE ELSE!!!!
prev heard about the magnus archives and didn’t think it was that interesting or remarkable so didn’t listen to it.
and anyone else ofc ;))
Prev is a SHORT ferret
@the-catzm30w @ssquilliamsquispmain idk man I have rehearsal anyone else also
prev is a totally normal not amalgamation of animals
prev is the most normal about william wisp and actually hates just roll with it.
prev is a grown 26 year old man . freak .
prev doesn’t have earbuds
@apandainoveralls @awolfindecember @amia-679 @angelic-svicide-notez @a0rt-a @beanieduzartz @chiyone @cherrybitesmarks @casualgirlfailure @criminaldoenjangjjigae @darlingpien @doctorl3cter @enananamia @flesh-andsoul @fadingdazeland @galacticattt @internetsinner @ireadfanfictionstuff @jiraiyumemi @jirairin @jiraiangelkaori @ki-2-your-heart @landminegutz @lilithdeathbed @lxndmine @menheradahliaa @nemuka @ning-ningx300 @pixo0 @rosedsorrows @skyisasilly @seangel-daily @scarred-tree-bark @the-real-loser-otaku-girl @untildeathwemaynotpart @vvioletprinceoftheinternet @wolfthedrolf @yourmotherst8es @yunyunsyndr0me
Prev absolutely hates Mizuki. Would NEVER be obsessed with her!!
prev eats tree branches like veggie chips :3
Prev HATES oranges more than anything in the world 😋
puppetscries
Uhh they uhhh they hate zelda and are faking about liking it clearly 🙏
@l1ttle-d0v3 @thebunnynurse + open tags
knif3cvtt3r
Previous HATES their bf so much
@tygerlilyrotsaway + open tags
prev is completely mentally stable
prev is completely normal about the 2021 tv show arcane. they have no particular feelings about powder, they just like her aesthetic
prev is actually so normal and fine about yaoi mhmmhm
prev is unloveable
prev isn’t at least mildly insane and has never consumed drywall in his life
prev is annoying and a bad writer
Prev is a mentally stable cis woman
Prev is a German baby
Prev has not taste in music whatsoever
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Uroki mieszkania na Pradze Północ, odcinek pierwszy
7:59, cisza, spokój (oczywiście relatywny), oczy jeszcze na wpół zamknięte, poranna chillera utopia. Wybija ósma rano i wtedy pojawiają się oni - największy wróg każdego Polaka, który akurat nie dostał zwrotu podatku i poczwórnego zastrzyku 800+ i nie stwierdził, że jebnie sobie nowe kafelki w łazience - Brygada Remontowa Szwagier.
Zaufana ekipa, w końcu polecił ich kuzyn brata psa sąsiada, więc po rodzinie. Dwadzieścia lat doświadczenia w chlaniu na hejnał i jakieś 15 minut tutoriali na youtubie o kuciu ceramiki łazienkowej, także wiedzą co robią, a robią tanio i tanio. Znaczy najlepiej jak się da.
Dzień roboczy rozpoczyna się z niemal szwajcarską precyzją, niemiecką dyscypliną, i katolicką wiarą - małpka Soplicy mirabelkowej na głowę, wymiana modlitewnych kurew, i jazda.
Ściany w budynku z dykty, więc pół dzielnicy ma okazję pograć w gry imprezowe w biały dzień. Propozycja 1: Pij za każdym razem, kiedy padnie jakieś przekleństwo. Po namyśle może lepiej nie, bo 20 minut takiej zabawy i człowiek skończyłby imprezę na OIOMie, jeśli w ogóle nie na Cmentarzu Bródnowskim.
Sąsiadka traktuje chłopaków jak swoich własnych rodzonych synów, bo tacy pracowici i zdolni. Fakt faktem, zanim Wojtek wstanie z przykucu to się zdąży przetoczyć przez każdy róg w łazience, ale jak siedzi i kuje, to nikt nie ma pewniejszej ręki niż on, nawet deweloperzy dostawiający kolejne cyferki do ceny za metr kwadrat.
Sąsiad też zadowolony, bo wołają na niego "kierowniku" i słuchają, jak im mówi że ta płytka to o centymetr za długa (a to, że potem nie pasuje, to tak miało być i basta). No generalnie nikt do niego takiego szacunku nie miał, odkąd strzelił gola grubemu w pierwszej klasie podstawówki.
I w sumie mógłbym tak siedzieć i kurwić na Wojtka i ekipę do niedzieli, bo głośni i syf pod blokiem gorszy niż zwykle (a to osiągnięcie); ale wiem, że przyjdzie taki dzień, że będę jakąś Brygadę Remontową Szwagier całował po rączkach żeby mi zrobili remont w jakimś m2. Bo robią tanio i tanio. Znaczy najlepiej jak się da.
Mój Stary nie jest fanatykiem remontów, cały blok zajebany płytkami do łazienek...
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Now Announcing: DBDA Pirate Week!
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!
We're excited to announce a week full of swashbuckling fun on the high seas, taking place May 19 to May 25, 2025!
Join us in creating art, fic, and more featuring your favorite characters as pirates, whether that be ye olde age of sail, space pirates, or any other way you'd like to interpret it!
We have seven optional prompts for you to partake in should you choose:
- Legends | Sea Shanty
- Betrayal | Pirates' Code
- Stars | Space Pirates
- Lost at Sea | Treasure Hunt
- Crew | Seasick
- Sword Fight | Abandon Ship
- Creatures | Curse
We have a collection on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/collections/dbdapirateweek2025
Tag your work with #dbda pirate week 2025 and/or tag us @dbdahauntevents so we can share your work on tumblr. All kinds of creations are welcome!
And if you would like to join the DBDA Haunt discord server you can use the link here!
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🔪 knife stop 🔪
Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on
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ONE MORE DAY
You can only reblog this on 14th march
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Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.
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god, GOD Freddie Mercury was such a fucking badass
tiny-septic-box-sam
This doesn’t do the moment justice. He took the swig of vodka, said “I’ll fucking do it darling”, and then ABSOLUTELY NAILED IT in one fucking take
Mood for 2019: “I’ll fucking do it, darling.”
insanelycoolish
Reblog for Freddie Mercury level belief in yourself this new year!
wodneswynn
I’ll fucking do it, darling
books-andbiscuits
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STAFF MAKE POLLS EDITABLE I LOOK LIKE A FOOL BECAUSE OF YOU NOW
STOP REBLOGGING THIS VERSION 😭
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well that’s the thing though isn’t it? even when you do know how it ends you still think it might turn out this time. I for one know I spent my first time watching the show thinking about how it could be written so that he doesn’t turn around, hoping and wishing and justifying and making excuses. and when he turned around I gasped. I knew it was going to happen but I gasped anyways. because that’s the nature of the story and that’s what makes it so powerful
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pokój młodzieżowy (2007)
@wildqueerguy czy ty nie masz identycznych mebli
Nie te dokładnie, ale bardzo podobne
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Source | Day 270
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dynastyscans-deactivated2024100
saw someone say "an 11-year-old isn't even supposed to know what sex is and if you do something horrible must be happening to you and you need to get out of there" like can we be for real for a moment. have some people honest to god never heard 11-year-olds making sex jokes in their life
dynastyscans-deactivated2024100
and let's be honest. if something bad was happening, good sex ed would help them recognize that. trying to shelter children from even knowing what sex is doesn't help or even work, it actually enables abuse. teach them about consent
Hot take: let's not discuss sexual stuff around CHILDREN.
Let's not sexualize children or even think of children & sexual stuff
Don't discuss sexual stuff with CHILDREN.
They cannot consent.
Children cannot consent and I dont know how many times we have to tell you this.
CHILDREN. CANNOT. CONSENT.
dynastyscans-deactivated2024100
people like you are the reason so many kids can't speak up about being sexually abused. go back to the catholic church or whatever. we need proper sex education and this is dire
dynastyscans-deactivated2024100
oh they're literally catholic. that explains a lot.
sex education ≠ sexualization
sex education ≠ sexual abuse
sex education ≠ child endangerment
HOWEVER
sex education = increased safety through knowledge
sex education = decrease in teen pregnancy
sex education = decrease in spread of sexually transmitted diseases
sex education = productive and necessary
Hello! Literally practicing Catholic here! Raised by Catholic parents since birth! I went through things exactly like this as a child entirely because my parents neglected my sex education due to viewing it as 'scarring' and 'inappropriate'! Please fucking educate your kids about sex and what constitutes sexual abuse! Teach them they have a right to refuse! :)
And let's also say the uncomfortable part out loud here: it's not only about protecting kids against older teens and against adults.
The average age for puberty to start is 11-12, but it is normal for puberty to begin between the ages of 8 and 14. Puberty is only considered 'too early' by doctors and delayed with puberty blockers if a girl is 7 or a boy is 8. And while not everyone experiences sexual arousal in the first years of puberty, quite a lot of kids do.
So, as deeply uncomfortable as it makes adults: some 11 year olds have already been getting horny for 3 or 4 years. And while their first explorations of that feeling often happen alone, some of that hornyness will drive those kids to seek out others to experiment.
So without information, that 11 year old may end up having sex with another kid and may get pregnant. That 11 year old may sexually assault a younger kid, not out of malice but out of simply not knowing that you should not do this to others. The idea that these things will not happen if we don't tell kids about sex is patently false.
I know we don't like to think about literal kids getting horny, but if we ignore the fact that this happens, those will kids suffer because of our cowardly unwillingness to face the facts and to give them the information to stay safe and to be safe to others.
For those who want a source on the age at which people can start getting horny:
HOOOOOO boyyyyyy.
Okay. I'm trained in this.
You need to be providing age-appropriate sexual education to children from as young as you possibly can.
When kids are really young this looks like "Yes, that's mummy's vagina. Please leave the bathroom because it is rude to be in the bathroom while mummy is using the toilet. Mummy is placing her boundary, sweetheart, and you need to respect that."
"Yes, daddy does have something different to mummy. What daddy has is called a penis. Yes (mummy/daddy's penis/vagina) is the same as you."
You will notice here that I use the anatomical terms for these body parts. That is for a reason. It helps your child if something does happen better be able to disclose, exactly, what has happened to them. You do not want your child trying to disclose using words such as "secret pocket" or "hidden flower" or "willie" as this can obfuscate meaning. Imagine, if you will, Maisie trying to disclose that Coach Asshole touched her sexually by saying "Coach Asshole stuck his stick into my secret pocket," to a teacher or family friend who does not know that those words are euphemisms. Maisie has tried to disclose, but has been unsuccessful because she does not have the language that she needs.
Now, next.
Children, especially girls, can start going through puberty young. Like, really young. I have taught 9 year olds who menstruate. We need to be teaching these children about their bodies. We need to be teaching boys about the bodies of people who menstruate. There is so much misinfomation amongst grown cismen about menstruation because they are not taught it in school.
We also need to teach children about consent and bodily autonomy from as young as possible. This sets them up that even if they do, unfortunately, suffer abuse of this form they are vocal in their protestations and are more likely to disclose than children who have been taught to accept that adults can do whatever they want to a child's body. Granny kissing little Maisie on the cheek doesn't look that different to Coach Asshole calling his girls at gymnastics "Special girls" and kissing/touching them inappropriately, especially to a child (who, usually, have a much less refined emotional radar and both will cause them to shut down and just accept what is happening. You want your kid to be able to say "No, what you are doing/did to my body is wrong.")
So.
How should adults behave around children?
Firstly - my golden rule of interacting with children is If you have nothing to hide, don't hide anything.
This means when you are interacting with children you always do so in an area where you will easily be visible if another adult happens to walk by. No closed doors, try to minimise rooms without windows, have another adult present.
The reason you are doing this is to make it flag as strange and unusual to a child if an adult tries to get them alone. Safe adults do not do that. By making sure you are transparent in your behaviour, the child is more likely to flag something being wrong when someone is not transparent. You are equipping the child with skills to protect themselves.
They will also be more likely to disclose to another adult that an adult was trying to get them alone.
Secondly - No secrets.
(There is a little bit of an exception to this rule but to begin with, no secrets.)
This leads back to transparency. A safe adult will not ask a child to keep a secret from another adult. If Uncle Jeff is telling Nancy to keep "our little secret" when he gives her extra dessert, then Nancy is prone to believe that keeping a secret from another adult is something she's supposed to do when Uncle Scumbucket asks her to keep his inappropriate fondling of her as "our little secret." Children who see secrets as unusual are more likely to disclose that an adult told them to keep something a secret.
This is also important as grooming usually starts as "we need to keep you getting this special treat as our little secret." Uncle Jeff giving Nancy more icecream out of the goodness of his heart looks a lot like Uncle Scumbucket giving Nancy candy and lollies and extra screentime in an effort to get her to like him and Uncle Scumbucket's secrets are going to move on to "Sit on my lap today, honey, but don't tell your mother. Remember, this is our little secret." And eventually to Uncle Scumbucket asking Nancy to keep sexual activities as "our little secret."
You do not want children thinking that safe adults keep secrets.
Thirdly - this ties in a little with secondly but Teach your child the difference between a safe secret and an unsafe secret.
If you are unsure of the difference yourself -
A safe secret:
- Does not hurt anybody by the keeping of it, including yourself.
- Is usually accompanied by a feeling of excitement
- Has an end date where everyone will become aware of the contents of the secret.
A safe secret is a surprise birthday party, a camping trip, a surprise trip to disneyworld, pizza!
An unsafe secret:
- Can hurt someone and can hurt to keep
- Is accompanied by a feeling of nervousness or dread or shame
- does not have an end date. The secret is ongoing.
You can see how Uncle Scumbucket's secret is unsafe, but also how Uncle Jeff's secret is unsafe because Uncle Jeff's secret does not have an end date. Uncle Jeff's secret is unsafe because it is priming Macy to see Uncle Scumbucket's secret as reasonable, which leads back to the grooming discussed above.
Lastly, and this is very important -
'Protecting' children from having access to sexual education actually does them an injustice.
We do not live in a perfect world.
Bad things can and do happen to children, with depressing frequency. Get me drunk sometime and I'll tell you what I'm legally allowed to disclose of the stories where terrible shit has happened to children I have cared for.
Pretending that they don't happen means that if they do happen, children are unable to recognise and respond appropriately. You are making your child less equipped to protect themselves, not more.
Children who are taught age-appropriate sexual education from a young age are so much less likely to be in a situation of sexual violence than those who are not taught age-appropriate sexual education. Children who are taught age-appropriate sexual education are more likely to disclose if something does happen to them, than children who are not.
Protect your kids.
And for God's sake teach them the words 'penis' and 'vagina/vulva'
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Fun little quiz
thank you for the tag @slytherinshua my pookie ♥︎ !
crazy to say that after pondering on it for a bit— this is accurate. even though i can also be a orange cat imo so all that to say i’m just cat.. meow
no pressure tags ◞♡ ⃗. @aenify @arafilez @blue-jisungs @cupofikeu @gumiguro @gyuwrites @from-izzy @loserlvrss @sanaxo-o @seokminfilm @wonkierideul @welcometomyoasis && anyone who wants to join ♥︎！
THANK U FOR TAGGING ME ON THIS ONE VES!! I took this 2x but i js ended up w black cat (WHICH IS OPPOSITE OF MEE)
@jjjjeonww @kissbyoon @gyubakeries @hanniescookie @hannah81141418 @mi9yuz @seokmn @jvkeslvr
thank you for tagging me kie!
tagging @ylangelegy @diamonddaze01 @chugging-antiseptic-dye @gotta-winwin @tusswrites @lovetaroandtaemin
anyone else who wants to do this is free to join <3
Thanks for the tag, bestie!
I got the same result hehe
thank you for the tag my love!! i got the same result omg maybe this is why i have the buddies i do hehe <3
tagging @jjunbug @joocomics @sailorsoons @xomakara @pars-ley @heesuncore and anyone else who wants to join! <3
this was a little bit too fun to do teehee thank you for tagging me babe! <3
tagging: @onriyuview @candlelitvamp @floriwoo @plutoenjoyer @zelinkcrossing and anyone else who’d like to join ♡
OH MY GOSH HOW FUN 🥰 (@joocomics WE'RE TWINNING! I'M SHOCKED BUT I LOVE THAT FOR US!!!)
tagging: @plutoenjoyer @hyunjiiza @cosmicalily @sailorlucid and anyone else who wants to join!
eeee thank you angel!! i love silly little quizzes like this!! curious and liking to stay busy is VERY accurate and same with losing my train of thought
tagging @thevampywolf @hyunjiiza @yaniluvs @hyunverse @astraystayyh and anyone else who wants to join~~
omg what this is super cute ogmkgghskh ty for the tag >< !!
i love what i got😭😭😭 this is actually so accurate hello.......? now yall know why i love posting grumpy x sunshine......😼
tagging my darlings if any of you wanna join <3 @bddaramjis @4ng3l-ch1ld @sxungchqn @peskybirdysya @inkandtension @bibibahngg @jeonginsleftcheek @urlocalmultigroupfan @lov3rachan @jeongs-world @hyunbelievable @1byhwng @feelikecinderella @its-stayville-forever @chxnsgirl !!
AHHH this is so cute skskjskjkj thank you for tagging me!!
AHHHHH FRICK THIS IS SO TRUE?? WHAT
this was so cute! ty for the tag!!
@mothstiel @elegantvoidss @moongirl0305 @words-dont-word @miwi-endgame @damsnackbar03 and anyone else!!
miwi-endgame
this was so adorable omg!!!! ty for tagging!!
THIS IS SO ADORABLE SAMDKJWEPIA
no pressure!! @but-aint-this-texas @jameslongforjimshortforgabriel @skeletons-inboth-our-closets @lorax-devito @ketchup-is-green
@chrissy-hoffmann-777 @apurplesloth +anyone else!!
this is actually so cute omg!!!!
Kyahh so cutee, thank youuu
Shout out to Wes T - T sorry for that @wesleyiszombieboy
No pressure tags:
Ty for the tag ♡♡ this is so cute ashhsshjsjdh
thank you for the tag! <3
npt: @coffi-cake @atheenee @clodyghost @too-busy-for-this @queenieverity @noecantsleep @spellingishardman @blabbalubdubdub @the--last-great-american-dynasty @strawlessandbraless @its-dazey @justcallme-e @captian-james-t-perfect-hair @oliveespineapples @overcastandunderachieving @b0iiling0verr-net @myst3ry-wh1te-b0y + plus anyone who wants to join! <3
I have no friends but otherwise this is pretty accurate I think 😎
@necromancer-snail + anyone else who would like to join. Thank you for the tag my beautiful wonderful mutual, happy (late) Valentine's day
LMAO?? WHY IS IT RIGHT 😭😭
No pressure tags 🫡 @arrow-jsy @read-write-thrive @novacomics @marcusdakat @ourlittlebitofnothinguniverse @gender-luster @saritagiovanna @marbearmarigold @tumb3ld0wn @emi-the-gremlin @14ficworms @diangelodork @ace-and-the-rpg-horrors + open tag for anyone else who wants to join
I'm pretty sure I'm mutuals with an unproportionate amount of aromantics so this is silly times
Well this is... Not entirely inaccurate if we ignore my aroace-ness lol