Oscar Wilde would you be interested in signing up for a credit card?

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

rb if you think asexual people are cool

 A friend threatened me to repost so I will!

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

@ey-theys-was-coronas

@fangirlhehe

I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-

Hey queeeeeen!!!!! How ya doing with your newfound lesbianism?

@i-got-poisenality @gone5doll @theoneandonlypatches @above-the-foldd

I know I didn’t tag everyone, I just can’t remember all of my mooties and I’m tired lol

Uhhh- ill try to tag everyone i can remember, its been a minute since ive been active ok here.

@more-sonorous @ey-theys-was-coronas @newsies-lodging-house @sprace-javey

I'll do as many as I remember

@sobsloudlybutprettily @imnotactually-a-crouch @prongsie-piee @werewolf-from-mars @my-castles-crumbling @bigmack2go @ey-theys-was-coronas

@swirling-romantics @fifisettos @xerussquirrel @urgayoldercousinmags @nolonger-ams @soupdeewoop @eternally-wandering @liv-in-the-chaos @clodyghost i think thats most if not all of my people

ok wait bc i have a note open on my phone w all of you so one sec

@sappho-loves-rockstar-losers @rainystarssx @insert-pretentious-bs-here @the-moon-and-stars-4ever @liv-in-the-chaos @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can @moonysfavoritetoast @cluelessredhead11 @narcissus10191 @thegracefulroyaltownofthesaint @daddysclownboy @dont-turn-left @silly-activites @rins-batcave @crab-lady-echo @15hopes @clodyghost @nolonger-ams @sunsstars @kawaiibarty @wishiwereheather13 @eternally-wandering

that should be everyone...

@eternally-wandering @postsbycass @primalmagic @scratched-record81 @kioniunknown @clodyghost @clownoid-cat @smql33

I'm sorry if I don't have everyone love you all mwah

Reblog for free caffeine or five lollipops

@my-castles-crumbling @cluelessredhead11 @clodyghost @beataylorsversion @jamespottersversion @jegstarbrainrot

*velociraptor noise*

Reblog to free kittens from horrible futures like being a barista in a coffee shop only for dogs

@jessielovesroses @jamespotterismydaddy @wolfstardreams @moonandstarshangoutinbars @moonyswarmsweaters

not the kitties!!!!☹️☹️☹️

@moonandstarshangoutinbars @morallyundefined @equippedtolove @whydousernamesevenexist @riowritesitall @jamespotterbbg @siriusly-insane @fictionalsimp09

Reblog or I'll force you to drink coffee mixed with soy sauce (/j /Not serious /I don't know where anyone lives so don't worry, you're safe)

@starcrossedmoony <333

@mintbecrazy

@moonymoom

@mudkip-enthusiast18

@ravensncrowsx

@forensic-b1tch-aiden

@losver07

@im-a-mess-of-a-person

@uhhlifeig

@athenalikethegoddess

@berryzxx

@kayylivesinchaos

@motivationequaldead89

@here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can

@silence-between-seconds

@mxed-salad-greens

@suckerforrosekiller

@moonyswarmsweaters

@whysosiriushuh

@insert-clever-username-1133

@somniphobicfox

@marylily-my-beloved

@winterpandafreak

@lesbianlazyhouse

@carrotsinnovember

@n1xxi3

@give-me-a-username-plz

@idk-what-to-put-here-123

@where-is-vivian

@basicallyjustmuggleremuslupin

@obsessedwith15deadwizards

@derangedbookworm

@shamelesswolfstarshipper

@themortalityofundyingstars

@myfavcharacterdidntdrown

@chace-vito

@starving-marauder-lover

@roadkill111

@definitionoffuckup

@sapphos-queer-kid

@regulus-smith

@marauding-almond

@dazzling-witch

@absolutelyflabbergasted

@seekmemystar

@hershey-not-the-chocolate-maybe

@kathryn-maraudersversion

@daddysclownboy

@anything-for-my-moony-1971

@snrland @what-is-going-on-im-confused @myl0l0v3scl0uds @a-calico-rabbit @but-aint-this-texas @your-local-starstruck-dreamer @voparwave69 @anime-nugg3t @hi-just-existing @sprintyua @enemylv1

You will eat the most cheapass ramen for the rest of your life

Not the cheapass ramen-

@xx-d3m0n-k33p3r-d4rk-xx @long-form-contentment @thebitterbeanjuice @mariyoursweetheart @but-aint-this-texas @blueberry-b4gel @mystic-menagerie @bnuuwitch @octahedral-chaos @k9mackenzie

I got a migraine rn so imma not list all of my moots I’m sorry-

you have to eat mustard and ketchup swirl ice cream if you dont reblog this >:33333 /j

@jameslongforjimshortforgabriel @skeletons-inboth-our-closets @apurplesloth @lorax-devito @but-aint-this-texas

@ketchup-is-green @theshelteredbrat @the-bogginses-are-gay @lobot0mmy @dumb-chrissy-hoffmann

@miwiromantics @unstableunicornsofasgard @potofwill + all the mutuals that have escaped my memory atm <33

nooo surely not ketchup ice cream :(

@mistyjessart @mace-waz-here @lorax-devito @that--elf @numenoria @onebillionblorbos @scumbaganarchy @reedkitten @thatllbethecurryagain @bylerlipglances @stormy-days-27 @asneakyobserver @sadiesinkobsessedsstuff @a-victorian-girl @thegreatmousebafoon @the-jesus-of-suburbia @bylerfiles @spocks-got-a-glock + all the moots I forgot! <333

byler will get reddie’d💔(one of them dies before the other can confess their feelings)

@krakoansam @astronglywordeddm @scroofy-was-here @robintheoriedbyler @somewiseoutthere @mike-wheeler-defender-boi @mikequeerlerxd @i-eat-homeless-people @moldymicrowavedsoup @miwihearts @miwiheroes @miwiromantics @vomit-green-finn @id-rather-be-home @4rielle +anyone else i didn’t put <33

AGHHHHHH WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT… no they won’t they couldn’t they can’t (hyperventilating rn no no no)

@kissboybyler @wistfulenchantress @miwiromantics @eilissxx @michaelwheelerdefiodental

noo byler nooooooooo

@yellowcleric @meepmorp1232

(i cant take getting reedie'd again actually)

@i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say @scroofy-was-here @bylersisendgame

AHH nOO >:(((

byler is real shush its okay they'll live I swear D': pleaseee I need my boys to live and grow old together and finally get a chance as a happy domestic couple

npt!! @if-its-nice-play-it-twice @apurplesloth @sykatz @lebylershipper @i-promise-i-am-not-on-drugs

@dean-winchesters-favorite-angel @ickyalienxx @here-for-the-vibe @petrichor102 +anyone else!!! :DD

don’t even say that abt Byler

@lesbianhouseplant

@noihavenosanitythanksforasking

@pearlypairings

@jonathanbyersphd

@empress-of-snark

@1lostsoul0fishbowl

@gnarly-love

@krakoansam

@ghostwithasyringe

@fiveminutetrash

@shinieevie

@sam-does-stuff

(And everyone else and the ones I forgot to tag and the ones I saw who did this already)

Uhhhhhhh okay-

Reblog or else no hugs for an hour ig-

@useless-transbian @koditheghostlybeing @sillytransfemmething @stormywinter42 @boughtmender @wildeblueberries @karlathewitch @alpineprincess @trans-fem-menace @girl-detector @crowifier @gaymerlily @gayoticbeing

@ainohikari @aritawinterwind @anarchist-creature @i-like-books-and-stuff1

@aperol-spritzzz @du-cote-de-chez-alcide

Oof

@ilivebyshipping @s0lace-1n-s0l1tude

treating "historians" not only as this unified group but also as a coherent socio-political entity w unified ideas, ideals, goals and methods is actually the reddest possible flag. thats a tell-tale sign that this person doesnt know what the fuck theyre talking about. capital h Historians arent lying to u. capital h Historians arent hiding stuff from u, they dont want u to believe anything, bc Historians isnt an organization or a political affiliation. u know the old saying, 2 jews, 3 opinions? historians r like that too

"Historians dont want u to know *historical figure* was gay!1!!" n its in the 'personal life' section of said figure's wikipedia page

scream. n when u graduate Evil Archeologist Grad School, They send u to rob graves in greece n the global south for the british museum

i started writing a bad hamid fanfiction as a joke to my friend, but i might have to commit to it.

title: my mum sold me to the meritocrats

as i wake up, i throw my non-canonical mustache into a messy bun and glance at myself in the mirror with my fireball-like orbs.

i look not like other lizard boys. i dont wear makeup or anything. i like to play videogames and all my friends are boys. girls are just too much drama.

as i walk down the stairs with my small petite lizard feet, i hear dragon voices in the living room. is this…?

no. this cant be.

this cannot be the voices from my favourite boy band, the meritocrats.

i stop walking and blush under my messy ‘stache, while my mum starts talking.

“thank you for the money, my petite little lizard boy will come down soon, he can never resist a snack.”

i slowly walk down further.

no. this is…

really the meritocrats.

my mum stares at me with her sunken eyes that show the fact that my dad left us when i was a baby for another younger woman. they look at me with sadness. “can i get a second with my son?”

the meritocrats leave the room, and, as theyre really really big, tear down the wall.

“hamid… im so sorry… but i need the money.”

“mum? what do you mean?” i cry lizardly.

“i sold you to the meritocrats.”

what? this cant be real. hot firey tears run out of my lizard orbs.

i throw up violently.

let me know if you want more😭

autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don't get alone time when they're supposed to get alone time

Die temu ad die

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

It accidentally is latin

Accidental latin is my new favourite thing.

Found this in the margins of a medieval manuscript.

There are two types of writers:

1. 'It's fiction, it doesn't need to make sense!'

2. 'I didn't account for the rotation of the planet and how that affects the constalations while my characters stargazed at different times of year, I have failed as a writer, and this entire thing is trash'

Oscar Wilde: 0

Wallpaper: 1

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

(10) People I'd like to know better

(Tagged by @agentmintea. Thank you!! <3)

LAST SONG: as it happens, Star Spangled Man from CATFA. Funny things happen when my iTunes library is on shuffle.

FAVORITE COLOR: I guess red? I do like red a lot.

LAST BOOK: I put down Fortune's Bazaar: The Making of Hong Kong by Vaudine England last autumn when work got busy, and haven't picked it back up yet. I am trying to get back into it this week.

LAST MOVIE: CABNW. I know.

LAST SHOW: I am catching a particularly trashy drama with my mum on TV. It's just...spectacularly badly written we watch it just to tear it to shreds.

SWEET/SPICY/SAVORY: mainly savory

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: very aroace :D

LAST THING I LOOKED UP: just the word 'berth'. Because I was writing about a ship docking and I wanted to get the jargon right.

CURRENT OBSESSION: been too busy to think about anything but work for the past month. but i have to name something...plushies and ex-mormon content creators

LOOKING FORWARD TO: next week when this competition cycle ends (before the next one picks up in May).

no pressure tags: @sadieb798 @historymaiden @likea-black-widow-baby @sekretny @tenderjock @chaotic-lesbian-but-also-a-tree @itiswhatitis--love @agentsofmarvel @clara-543 @all-that-jazz-93 :)

♥️♥️ yayy thanks!!

LAST SONG: Cheek to Cheek, Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong

FAVOURITE COLOUR: rainbow (please don't make me choose)

LAST BOOK: travel guides technically, but the last *novel* i read was a corny Australian femenist historical decective novel that i found on a boat in India that was actually pretty good.

LAST MOVIE: Moana 2 with my family (it actually was pretty good ngl)

LAST SHOW: BBC Ghosts

SWEET/SAVOURY/SPICY: sweet all the way always

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Aromantic

LAST THING I LOOKED UP: donna tartt because of a tumblr post

CURRENT OBSESSION: Severance :)) the finale comes out tomorrow and I am SO EXCITED

LOOKING FORWARD TO: my 18th and going to sydney next month!!

@happybean17 @humorous-german @be-gay-do-gay @808-bantar @ismagictomuchtoaskfor @sillyengineerperson @tolerateit @mightnotfeelrealbutitsok @ anyone else who i may have forgotten

thanks for the tag @chaotic-lesbian-but-also-a-tree !!! have a great birthday when it comes around!

LAST SONG: This Love by Taylor Swift

FAVOURITE COLOUR: green

LAST BOOK: I am currently reading and have ALMOST finished A Little Life. it’s been a long journey

LAST MOVIE: Life, a scifi movie that was very similar to other scifi movies

LAST SHOW: Killing Eve, haven’t had a lot of time to watch it lately but I’m in season 2

SWEET/SAVOURY/SPICY: sweet but sometimes savoury

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single but I don’t identify with that word

LAST THING I LOOKED UP: probably trying to find out flight numbers

CURRENT OBSESSION: Idina Menzel. Redwood the musical, by association

LOOKING FORWARD TO: playing concerts in Amsterdam in a few days with a bunch of people I’m lucky to be amongst

@cinnamon-notes @inardentdaylight @books-and-hot-drinks @willowstea @halfdeadwallfly @cameronmitchelljohn @choreomaniacs

Yippieee

LAST SONG: End Game - Taylor Swift

FAVOURITE COLOUR: purple and green. Did you know green is the most calming color (cause of nature and such) and that's why many chalkboards are green? (At least where I'm from)

LAST BOOK: I'm currently reading Slaves part 4 (a Dutch series) and The Haunting of Hill House

LAST MOVIE: Forrest Gump i think 🤔

LAST SHOW: *deep breath* MY LITTLE POOOONYYY MY LITTLE POOONYYY aah aah aah aah My Little Pony!!

SWEET/SAVOURY/SPICY: savoury. I love paprika nuts more than anything

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: wouldn't you like to know weatherboy?

LAST THING I LOOKED UP: I think something about my Finchie (the app)

CURRENT OBSESSION: my little pony, nijntje

LOOKING FORWARD TO: embroidering my new set!!

Tagging @ace-bookdragon @hergrandplan @lockwoodandcodeservesbetter @manmadefortress @babyqueenfangirl @x-whatever-you-want @elephantsntacos @charlie-in-hell @stillwithmeisonlyyou @stars-on-my-bedroom-ceiling

thank you so much for the tag!

LAST SONG: bmf - sza

FAVORITE COLOR: purple (i remember having an existential crisis when i realized i liked purple more than pink because my whole think was liking pink in spite of other girls liking blue)

LAST BOOK: circe by madeline miller (4/5 stars my biggest complaint is that circe and penelope should’ve kissed)

LAST MOVIE: la la land

LAST SHOW: gilmore girls

SWEET/SAVORY/SPICY: savory all the way but i feel like you have to wash down savory with sweet

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single and i’d like to keep it that way

LAST THING I LOOKED UP: did the greeks have a word for homecoming (for an english assignment that im still procrastinating)

CURRENT OBSESSION: epic, falsettos, lucy dacus’ music

LOOKING FORWARD TO: forever is a feeling on friday!! also the musical rehearsals i have this week because i’ve finally been scheduled for more than one this week

tags!

@dacuslucy @littlebitofhaze13 @telugu-girl-13 @rabbitheartedgirll @supersonic-scientist @thehollywoodnecromancer @cosmicbolter

ooh thanks for the tag!

LAST SONG - till forever falls apart by ashe and finneas!

FAVORITE COLOR - purple!

LAST BOOK - reckless by lauren roberts!

LAST MOVIE - to all the boys i've loved before: always and forever! (i dont watch movies ok)

LAST SHOW - bunk'd! (SHAMELESS 😋)

SWEET, SAVORY or SPICY - savory!

RELATIONSHIP STATUS - single!

LAST SEARCH - "is persephone a maiden" (WHY DID I SEARCH THAT SHES LITRLY MARRIED TO HADES LMAOOO)

CURRENT OBSESSION - mckenna grace!

LOOKING FORWARD TO - summer! (come faster bitch)

npt! @binibby @thechildofshadows @helpallthenamesaretaken @maggiemelodies09 @smellsimi + anyone who thinks i should get to know them better!

thanks for the tag 🫶🫶

LAST SONG - close to you by Gracie Abrams (got it stuck in my head 😝)

FAVORITE COLOR - red, although the only color I wear is grey

LAST BOOK - the Queen of Nothing by Holly Black!!!

LAST MOVIE - Dune 2 (my mom hasn’t watched it yet so we’re watching it together)

LAST SHOW - Doctor Who! im rewatching series 7

SWEET/SAVORY/SPICY - savory 💪💪

RELATIONSHIP STATUS - single (for not much longer I hope 😅)

LAST SEARCH - cutest art of reysand fandom (hate acotar, but my friend loves it and I was trying to find art for a bookmark hehe)

CURRENT OBSESSION - stephen sanchez and lana del rey (separately) they scratch this one itch in my brain so well

LOOKING FORWARD TO - sleep. and also spring break hehe. and the releases of all of the new books coming out in april.

tagging my queens: @elysianwayy77 @hawthornewhore @kinda-wanna-kiss-your-gf and like everyone else i can't remember off the top of my head, i love you all but my braincells haven't grown (?)

TY FOR THE TAGG

LAST SONG: After Midnight by Chappell Roan (the QUEEN herself) (what my url is based off of tehe)

FAVORITE COLOR: bleu

LAST BOOK: the picture of dorian gray by oscar wilde (im on my reread and it is JUST AS GOOD)

LAST MOVIE: nimona!!! its my sixth (?) rewatch i love it sm

LAST SHOW: Suits (it's surprisingly good)

SWEET/SPICY/SAVORY: salty/savory but sometimes sweet

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single ;) /lh

LAST THING I LOOKED UP: "czechoslovakia flag" ... history project

CURRENT OBSESSION: rosekiller.

LOOKING FORWARD TO: SPRING BREAK FINALLYY

npt!! @bleep-bloop-boo @arsenic-laced-tums @obsessingoverl @a-dam-heartstopper-fan @willsolace-loml

@itsmylovedaydreamdreamdream @inlovewithmyhyperfixations @bibeantransbean @bostonharbor @caramello-koalas-for-feminism

@daonedaonlysk and anyone i forgot to tag!!!

LAST SONG: open arms-epic the musical

FAVORITE COLOR: black, blue, and green

LAST BOOK: some spanish book abt a girl w two moms (for spanish class) besides that holes-louis sachsr

LAST MOVIE: idk i havent watched many movies lately, maybe mighty ducks?? thats always a good guess

LAST SHOW: supernatural, i was watching it last night

SWEET/SPICY/SAVORY: all of them, but ig savory overall

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single : (

LAST THING I LOOKED UP: "_(my fav hockey team) - games seatgeek" i dont wanna dox myself

CURRENT OBSESSION: mighty ducks, wally west/kid flash, & batman

LOOKING FORWARD TO: spring break, and my friends birthday

npt:

@lavenderfairiez @yourlocalbadgerscales @a-dam-heartstopper-fan @ilivebyshipping & open tags

LAST SONG: I hate it here by Taylor Swift

FAVORITE COLOR: pastel blue

LAST BOOK: Everything is tuberculosis by John Green

LAST MOVIE: some terrible documentary about David Bowie

LAST SHOW: 911

SWEET/SAVORY/SPICY: SPICY!!!!

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single😔

LAST THING I LOOKED UP: is dumbledore gay😭😭😭

CURRENTLY OBSESSION: Tuberculosis, John Green and Buddie

LOOKING FORWARD TO: easter break

Npt: @anxiousgaypenguin @aperol-spritzzz @glassesgirlies @lusxnei6 :3

LAST SONG: Josephine by Sofia Isella

FAVOURITE COLOUR: purple 💜💜

LAST BOOK: Blood Over High Haven by M. L. Wang

LAST MOVIE: The Princess Bride but it’s cool I promise bc my friends and I went to the cinema and watched it on the original film reel

LAST SHOW: probably Arcane? I actually don’t know bc I don’t really watch tv shows

SWEET/ SAVOURY/ SPICY: sweet

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single

LAST THING I LOOKED UP: google scholar how does lack of support for students with learning disabilities impact high school students

CURRENT OBSESSION: lighting design!!!!

LOOKING FORWARD TO: the play I’m lead lighting designer/ operator for :))

@s0lace-1n-s0l1tude @bezalthebest

"likes mean nothing on tumblr" you're sending me a little heart. that's not nothing it's your heart. look here's one for you <3