ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

Epic song btw :)

Mine is F.T.W.W.W. by MCR!

@lobot0mmy @cybermypunk + anyone else!

oooo!! i love F.T.W.W.W. !!!

mine is kiss my sass by cobra starship :3

@traversety @foggyfields14 @marzcrx @strawbxttries + anyone else!!

i need to listen to more cobra

mine is pussy by ayesha erotica

@playgroundeyes @butterfrogsayshi @alexisdoingokay @milligramspoison @mothwithpronouns + literally anyone who wants to join

Twin’s skeleton (Hotel in NYC) by fall out boy

@m0thxy @spraypaintstainonawhitewall @watchers-tea and anyone else who wants to! /gen

No shows by Gerard Way (im so normal about hesitant alien trust me 😎)

@mossy-stormcloud, @vvanillavveins, @stuck-in-the-toaster, @ambiently-80s-gay and anyone else! :]

Krigsgaldr by Heilung

@buried-in-the-archives @raccoons-under-a-trenchcoat @oxthemoron @sleeping-arsonist @awfullyqueerwriter @skyeoak @purpleharmonycat @field-cryptobotanist @spacetimeaccordionfolder @bat-luun @encryptidarchivist + anyone :)

Cocktail Molotov by ZAND (it’s for a dnd characterrrrr)

@accidental-apocalypse @i-love-hyacinths @onequeermushroom @apocalypticvisions

Moshpit by Yu (election day in Germany is nearing, can you tell?)

@alice-apparently @field-cryptobotanist

Thanks for the tag @accidental-apocalypse @ambiently-80s-gay @vvanillavveins

We know where you sleep by the paper chase

@skyeoak @mortimermorningstar @buried-in-the-archives @foxpod @nothingfromnowherenooneatall @urnewsteppappa

thank you for the tag <3

object permanence by arm’s length

@paprbacks @silvereyesofelivostis + anyone else

Thanks for the tag @foxpod!! <3

Don’t Feel Like Feeling Sad Today by YUNGBLUD

(I’m obsessed with his music I fear)

@mina-m @rude-occurrence @macaron-jester @exiledfrommars @vixies-art @scourge-lover @hoba-kirk @malocch1o @soapb0x @hectorinmordor @jugglesthejorker @justagremlinoncaffeine @thewolflingofnoldor @theycallmelittleangel @around-in-space @starlight-n-shit @wowstrawberrycow @trans-meowsculine @pancakex3 @arianwen44 @deadsponge @dutifullycolddeer @litttlesoupbowl @lepunya @just-little-human @maedhros-s-bane @clockworkdev @h3r-l0v3r @redandrew52 @smallartists @samira-is-here @randoosreal @birch-and-aspen + Anyone else who wants to :3

Thank you for the tag @silvereyesofelivostis

I fully blame my partner for this one!🤦‍♀️ 🤣

I have this brain rot song called Chicken Banana from YouTube and TikTok stuck in my head

Wanna play? @itwillbeourswansong , @iwanderbecauseimlost , @valar-did-me-wrong , @plotdesigner , @purplecladmerchant , @askereiniongilgalad , @bugstuff4ever , @boop-le-snoot

Thanks for the tag, @wowstrawberrycow 😄

Mine is Golden Leaves by Bear McCreary and Benjamin Walker. I fell and hurt my foot pretty bad today, and my brother played it to distract me (my foot swelled up and everything) so it’s now stuck in my head.

@gauntletgirlie @valar-did-me-wrong @tuckboroughdays @itwillbeourswansong @the-bogginses-are-gay @numenoria @silme-lorien @frodosrings @willaminabaggins @varda-star-queen @askereiniongilgalad @ghost-of-morrowbright @daughterofthesunlands @marilynshamu and anyone else who wants to join!

The Chain by Fleetwood Mac 😍

Ty for tagging me! @iwanderbecauseimlost 🩷

No pressure tags ✨ @onebillionblorbos @emmaandorlando @strawberry-kuma @erulasse23 @ghost-of-morrowbright @permanentlyexhaustedpigeon88 and all other mutuals who’d like to participate 💜

Currently.. hmm..

St. Jude by Florence & The Machine

Thanks for the tag @numenoria 🫶

No pressure tags:

@wendinope03 @liv-or-die @the-bogginses-are-gay and any others who would like to share 🥴🫶

thanks for the tags @iwanderbecauseimlost + @onebillionblorbos <333

hmmmmm currently stuck in my head is Strange Days Are Here To Stay by Green Day (I’m still reeling from their phenomenal concert last night lmao)

npt: @mistyjessart @mace-waz-here @that–elf @lorax-devito @thebitterbeanjuice

@apurplesloth @bylerlipglances @asneakyobserver @stormy-days-27 @spocks-got-a-glock

@aramossy @reedkitten @scumbaganarchy @elle-greenaways-wife + anyone else who wants to join! <333

thanks for the tag!

eleanor rigby cover by cody fry (because I’m literally listening to it right now lol)

no pressure tags: @calextis @purpleminusred @silversword7000 @bagofpopcorn @deadwardynamic @home-of-sexual-and-dumb-of-ass @salubriousbean

Thanks for the tag!

The Reflex by Duran Duran (big surprise there lol)

Tags @taurus-spacecraft @fizzyxcustard @sotwk @bifr0oo0g @gwenom2099 @mace-waz-here

Trapkolęda by lil pajac(okay but this eats)

@etherealspacejelly @bonesfucker3000 @bitesizedjelly @georgeharrisonswizardhatt

for once i actually have one. usually when i get tagged in this post i immediately forger what song i was just thinking of. currently its check by bbno$

king of new york from newsies, the. 1992 one not the broadway one.

@an-arch11 @silly-lil-scribbles @cryptid-on-the-roof @buggycat @deertaco @throatofdelusion12 @encryptidarchivist

The Line by Twenty One Pilots from the Arcane soundtrack

@dragonbound3996 @drowning-in-cabbages @the-fish-of-the-damned @mysterious-autistic-norse-angel @kitkatthesnicksnack @lolo-beanie08

Agrabah battle theme from Kingdom Hearts 1 Final Mix

@animelovingmultistan @animaticbaker @pangirlpanic

The Plagues from The Prince of Egypt soundtrack :3

Tagging: @mikasa-imadebiscults @glitchtricks94 @bunny-n3zuk0

Entre Canibales by Soda Stereo

RL memes because it’s my friend’s birthday today!!

ummm sometimes the hardest pill to swallow is. those tiny little chalky ones that start disintegrating literally the second they hear of a mouth.

Hmmm.. New friendship has began😈

THE MASTERMIND 🫵

exchanging headcanons and AUs with friends like

Alternatively:

ok but what about:

but sometimes also

redraw of this piece of mine

One of the most memorable speeches I've ever heard was given at my beloved's graduation. They attended a pretty crunchy school natural medicine. They went for acupuncture but they also had many degrees including nutrition, naturopathic medicine, and most importantly to this story: midwifery.

The common consensus across campus was that the midwives operated on their own frequency which is a nice way to say they were usually really weird, even by the standards of a pretty alternative crowd of people. Not weird in a bad way. But weird nonetheless. They straddled the boundary between life and death and it changed them.

I had never experienced a midwife before the ceremony which is why I didn't think anything of the fact that a midwife stepped up to give the graduation speech. My friends nearby had a stir of repressed amusement and elbowing each other which did puzzle me slightly.

The speech began as a story, which I heartily approved of. The midwife related an experience in which a woman told her that during her first birth she had screamed too much and used up her energy in that instead of pushing and the midwife, to the collective masses assembled to watch a solemn ceremony, said, "I told her this time she would need to scream with her vagina."

The audience was slightly stunned by this, myself included. I scanned the crowd to see dropped jaws and wide eyes. It was such a bold statement to make in an academic setting and no one quite knew what to make of it.

The midwife continued unperturbed.

She related that many dads didn't know what to do during the birthing process and that this particular dad chose to chant over and over, "You're gonna be huge, you're gonna be huge," as his wife screamed with her vagina to birth their child. The midwife mused that she didn't know if he was talking to their child or his wife or if he even registered what he was saying in that moment.

Then the subject strayed toward how the student body had strained and striven toward this goal, this endgame that was the result of sleepless nights, hard work, and camaraderie. The speech seemed to have moved onto more solid ground and traditional graduation reminiscences. The crowd settled, thinking the worst had passed.

But as the midwife wrapped up she said, "As you go forth into the world, pushed out by this noble institution to help the masses, just remember one thing," she paused and the audience held their breath while the beat drew out before she finally whispered:

"You're gonna be huge."

There was a roar of astonished laughter as her speech neatly tied their graduation into a metaphor for being birthed unto the world and we finally understood the point of her anecdote.

The speech lives in infamy in all our collective memories. Years later my beloved's dad will still be like, "Remember that bizarre graduation speech?"

And it was. It was bizarre. But I'll say this. I've attended a lot of graduations, and I don't remember any of the speeches half so well as I do that one.

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

When Russia makes this post illegal

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

What the-

I haven’t seen this in about 4 years. I’m glad it’s back.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

This never gets old.

reblog this if you're okay with booping spams please !!

saw this tag game somewhere else so I stole it. this picrew and the last song you listened to GO

@pinkhairandpronouns @carnivorous-horses-lover @existingtm and anyone else who wants to do this

ahhh some good old fashioned fun

@cicada-candy @wazzappp @sonata-stigmata (no pressure) and anyone else who wants to hop on

@ap0stle @demiiboy @vampirebiter @hellraiserdvine @gh0stboy @raskies456 and whoever else wants to do this!

taggging @pansyfemme @phantombime @divinegrump @yappacadaver @cockworms

:)

Wheee yayayaya :3

Tagging @hasanpits @the0neto0thedsktch @nomiyakazehaya @womb-complex @interplanet--janet and anyone else who wants to jump in :D!!

woooo ty for the tag!

tagging: @wyrm-with-a-why @cyber-neptune @steelthroat and open tag!

I love being tagged in picrews so muchhhhhh

Tagging @withoutalice @seraphim-seeker @artisfox @cyber-skeletons and anyone else who wants to join! No one is forced to join if they don’t want to

The three songs that came on while I was making this cause i couldn't decide which one to pick lol

@detritiviolet @altarralomon and anyone else who wants:>

yippee:3

@slightly-foolish @rain-is-cool @hatchi-matchii @nacho-business1 @atrociousrat @carelessapples /nf + anyone else who wants too!! :)

thx for the tag :3

@okaioh @aralstear @arcane-strangeness @foxkidd @foxymc @bixxibee @sapphictumbleruser @zepay @idkmansmth @bettercall-sal @cheesy-egg @imhyperfixatingrn actually wrote down all my mutuals so i can properly tag ppl for once o_O

thank you for the tag !! this was very fun

as for the music, nothing amazing lol just some shoegaze

@pompygirls @supportsleastfavouritewhiteboy @codecicle do it if you want to :3

thanky for the tag

@jazforthesoul @baradurus @justyouraverageleafykinnie

do ir it u want

This was so fun!!!!!!

Tags: @sidereus-stars @girlboylintjrwi @gh0stcav3 @biromanticlesbianjayferin @whaaaaaaaalllle6 @lilmewwofficial /nf

YIPPEEEEE !! *explodes of sillyness*

@seraphimhalo @jojo-pant-pisser @saltedcaramelchaos @unjustgalaxy @b4tt3ry-4c1d-x3 @thetentsystem /nf :33

YAHOO!!!!

@thesaltyblobfish @buried-in-the-archives @applesaucemeow @redspacegirl @unjustgalaxy @atseorsmth

Thank you for the tag!

@shoggoth-the-bitch @urlocalsupermarketofendocrinosis @vvanillavveins @field-cryptobotanist @wix-0-nightshade @chipscrumbs

And anyone else who wants to join!

Thanks for the tag! :))

@humanteethmarksonhumanbone @juyuu @mossy-stormcloud @sleeping-arsonist @critterofthenight @encryptidarchivist @froggy-heaven @thepineapplegal86 @field-cryptobotanist @watchers-tea @raccoons-under-a-trenchcoat @skyeoak @bloodied-metal-pipe @reinstarnation @spirallingout + anyone :)

Thanks for the tag! The picrew is so cute!!

No pressure tagging: @natdafat @skyeoak @buried-in-the-archives @amelie-isnt-french @feralbeing @mortimermorningstar @rvensong

And anybody else that wants to do it!

Cheers for the tag :D

Don't stress about it if you don't want to:

@earthquakening @cyberroses @modeus-the-unbound @zeleneagle @tribblesanddragons @zeryuo

And anyone else who wants

:3

I'll tag @jas-the-shrimp, @cinderspots, @cookedupinthelabm8, @muffinsin

(only if you want to)

:3c @kjlikesfemmetops, @sickoi Only if you'd like to :3

Me when looking at @cookedupinthelabm8

@aevumace @blood-red-ocean @alexandroseleven

Only if you want to

Only tagging my gf @crispyfriedchikem

Love ya hon💋, (I'm gonna tag birdy @ravensuizo ⁱᶠ ʸᵃ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵒᶠᶜ)

Hi chikeeeeem 🫶🏼 (tagging @whatsjulietslastname @maxity666 @icedcoffeedisaster, do it if you want to!)

WAIT HOLD ON HOLD ON THERE'S A SMALL CHANCE THAT MAX DOES KNOW ABOUT THIS PLAY BC THERE'S AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT??? OH MY GOD I HOPE SHE DID GOOGLE CHLOE AND STUMBLED ACROSS THIS ARTICLE S;FLKSDJF;LKSCJV;DLKFJ

how i feel every time i learn a new detail about double exposure

I just realized that the look of hate and betrayal Rachel gives her Father in Episode 3 is the same look she gives to Mark in the dark room.

Ugh. I’m going to think about this forever now. The fact that Rachel gave her Father, who kidnapped and drugged her Mother, the same look as she gave her groomer, who kidnapped and drugged her, makes me ill.