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Looking a bit crazy edition:

Found a fun picrew I wanted to share with you! Hope to see alot of you make picrews becaouse I always love to look through them. 💛

Tag list!: @the-rodgulhaj @the-ljushaj @the-fuchsiahaj @the-odethaj @the-rodhaj @the-kasmiskhaj @the-valhaj @the-smahaj @the-grahaj @the-gronhaj @the-demonhaj @thedivineguldhaj @ogiltig-haj and everyone else of course

Link:

not very accurate but....eh

@natthaj @the-eldritch-skrackhaj @the-haj @the-crowhaj @the-dovehaj @the-smahaj @the-attaarmadhaj @cardboard-haj @the-rodbrunhaj @regnbagshaj @the-purpurhaj @the-purjolokhaj

eh why not

realizing i look very moth-like in this

Early I know but please tag all your mutuals less make a massive chain

I’m down for this

@imperialkatwala @bees-official @lingonberry24 @quietpython

Uhhhhh i only saw this post now mb 😭

Anyways @the-fake-catholic-church @homocidalpotat @breadismylifeline @mcgeese @realm-of-clouds

I am in

@leprechaun-stealerofgold @secretly-a-goose @pennyroyald @myl0l0v3scl0uds

(need to check who but for now)

@smileinc @walking-at-nighttime-is-the-life @dandelionflowery @pennyroyald @the-official-goose-god @maryland-officially @bees-official

(i cant get the others for some reason)

Wasn't tagged but this looks like a fun idea :333

sorry Abt the longer list of tags 😔

@nightmaretherabbit @bloodyraremedium @dinosaurthecaliforniagirlanon @dirtbag-serving-cunt @wolfbon3z @enoua5 @caramelcactus @n1strangerthingsfan @staygaybaby @fruitbatz12 @galezellybelly @wantsharptteeth @glitch-1983 @skyblueartt

(unrelated to the gifverse but gif blog tags. I am @i-make-things-spheres btw :333)

@i-make-things-explode @i-make-things-glitched-out @i-make-things-into-faces @i-make-things-content-aware @rotating-donuts-blog @i-make-things-snakes @i-make-things-pyramids

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

@maryland-officially @maryland-no-rabies get 'em.

Also @clowneryandshenanegans @worldsbiggestnerd101 @ilikebookssomuch @mintbecrazy @th3-r4t-48 I forget who else

YEs

@willoillo @myfairkatiecat @sombrathedragon @ham-cheese-toastie @nowjumpinthewater

@thishumanformislimiting @alaydabug2 @imnotskyguy-remake

I shall tag everyone eventually there is just too many

*pulls out list*

yes.

@richieshusband @guskinnie @sunflowergamer6 @sabrine-bree-the-bravery @dingus0401 @ace-aussie-asshole @colorfullaudino @moreover-clover @gayspacewizardsandassassins @autistic-katara @somebodysaidimpulsive @this-machine-runs-on-coffee @stargazing-with-friends @horny-lil-art-hoe @faenemy @purplexedd @flufallo @tinybitofhope @ender-of-the-sender @infpvee @biscuits-spooky-diner @ashes-onthewind @immyh @psychicbluebirdmiracle @railway323 @rosegoldenatlas @the-decapod @imobsessedwiththeatre @chaia-does-art @0706-kai-apo @twomanyfandomshelp @stargazing-with-friends @cresent-solace @g0blinm0d3 @goneahead @finleyforevermore @imobsessedwiththeatre @imarayoffuckingsunshine @bluexjayy @junie2931 @ilov3b00kss0much @iris-flower1019 @percabethlvr @tripleatech @salubriousbean @www-dot-why-are-you-here-dot-com @improcrasinatingrightnow @imnotskyguy-remake @greatinconvenience @trash-panda-writes-stuff + all my other moots! (srry if you're my moot and I didn't tag you this is kind of the tag limit T-T)

I'm sold

@shark-tranny @four-leafed-queer-gal @lucasthedoofus-mushroomskulls @cado-thingy @green-001 @thecrazyalchemist @onetimemacaroni @sarah-ankh

@oliviartist @david-goldrock @floralcavern @thecrazyalchemist @starburst2000 @mikewheelerfan2022

@autistic-katara @aguineapigcouldntdothis @alchemicalwerewolf @aqlstar

Reminder

Definitely doing this!!

@theultimaterewatcher SHOUKD I SUMMON THE MEGGA HOARD FOR THIS??

yes.

@sunflowerrosy @lwkjsfloating @likeadeadbattery @the-ellia-west @bee-with-a-camera @homelessnerd @bamboozled-08orange @theweirdbox123 @d0rky-0utfits @dixidin @potatoeperson33 @theultimaterewatcher @hg-sweethearts @curious-apricot @vesanal @vic-11037 @corinneglass @inspirationallybored @seastarblue

@rat-dedecdor @rat-eliminator @rat-detector-but-evil @rat-undetector @rat-detectors-detector @detector-rat @rat-detector-fail @the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st @rat-detector-redacted @rat-detector @rat-detector-detector @rat-detector-detector-detector @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @rat-detector-to-the-5th-power @rat-detector-x6 @rat-detector-seven @rat-detector-8x @ratdetectortheninth @rat-detector-10 @ratdetector-x11 @rat-detector-twelve @rat-detector-13 @ratdetector13  @rat-detector-thirteen @rat-detector-the-14th @rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-16 @rat-detector-17 @rat-detector-the-18th @rat-detector-19x  @ratdetector20   @rat-detector-the-21st @rat-detector-the-22nd @ratdectector23 @rat-detector-24 @ratdetector25 @ratdetector-x26 @rat-detector-26 @rat-detector36 @rat-detector-72  @rat-detector-84 @rat-detector-87 @rat-detector-rat-89 @rat-detector-236 @rat-detector-333 @rat-detector-334

rat detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector not detected

@the-rodgulhaj

@the-rodbrunhaj

@the-arohaj

@the-smolhaj

@the-frankenhaj

And more, I can’t be bothered to tag all of you guyseses

I've been tagged! i don't have the full list unfortunately, but i know someone who does (i think?)

@the-purpurhaj

gay push ups

they're gay otter pops...

the fuck is a push up?

push up lolly things

i’m form the uk don’t bully me waaaaaaa /j

wait otter pops? push ups? are those not Freezies???

those are the frozen yummy stuff idk they don’t have a name.

those don’t have real names

Popsicles???

yeah ig

I always loved either porple or red

Never had any of those

mango flavor

purpel

Fun Shark Fact

We

Need

Cash

Fun Shark Fact

Experts recommend giving your local shark $20 (or equivalent local currency) today

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

@i-say-ok You are the only way to improve this

ok.

I love you i-say-ok

ok. :] ♥️♥️♥️

$0

Silksong is not released yet

what the fuck happened to this post

shoo shoo get out of here

Looking through the notes and. Why is literally (literally) every gimmick blog drawn to this post in particular

What is going on

woooooooooooooooooooooooo

Amen Break not detected

was there any balloons detected

that’s not my area of expertise, sorry

POST IS OVERRUN

blahajar, we must rise

notes goals!!!

0 notes: i will do nothing

there are no goals beyond that

omg we reached all the note goals!!! looks like i gotta get to work

alright finally finished doing nothing

the fact this is like the most notes i've ever received on a post. sure is something

you're really doing this to me huh?

fine then. get me to 10k notes. i dare you.

^^ I could tag my secret weapon :p

hey @the-purpurhaj @regnbagshaj you guys could do something funny

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tag list part 1

@the-blahaj @the-rodhaj @the-gronhaj @the-gulhaj @rosahaj @the-lilahaj @the-svarthaj @the-rodbrunhaj @the-grahaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-vithaj @the-magentahaj @blalilahaj @demonhaj @the-demonhaj @thedivineguldhaj @the-rutighaj @the-smahaj @the-haj @the-djavulsksilverhaj @the-purpurhaj @the-purjolokhaj @the-brunhaj @brunhaj @the-snohaj @the-turkossmahaj @regnbagshaj @the-screenwriting-haj @the-turkoshaj @svard-haj @ultraviolett-haj @the-attaarmadhaj @the-anglahaj @the-leendehaj @the-litenhaj @the-omvandhaj @the-448c-haj @the-jahalh @the-eldritch-skrackhaj @ogiltig-haj @swimhaj @the-ljusgrahaj @spelutvecklare-haj @the-sonicjah @the-v1haj @cardboard-haj @the-hajhaj @hajtale @the-blahajtale

why hello there

fun shark fact

even if you can't see it, you are beautiful

@the-gimmick-hospital

Why do you continue to lie to me

You are beautiful and the best

I could never lie to you

I could lie to you, @the-gimmick-hospital , but I don’t feel like it rn 🤷. You are so super beautiful and awesome ✨🏥✨🏥✨🏥✨

YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME WHO IS PAYING YOU?!?!?

Nah I was thrown inside you for a day or two a few months ago so like technicallyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??? You know me…?

Also uh on the topic of whomsoever is be paying unto me, nobody

Cause I don’t have a job

Cause uh I am the literal element lead themself

👍 hopefully this answers all your questions ☺️

Fine, but I will be pouting about this

Nuh uh my guy

Ur gonna be happy about it!

Cause you deserve to be happy!!!

I appreciate the sentiment even if it’s wrong :)

Good cause it’s not wrong!

Why is this happening I don’t deserve this

Yes you do!

@the-purpurhaj call in the reinforcements!!! (I don’t have a list but don’t you?)

@the-gimmick-hospital you do deserve this.

what the fuck it's going on with this post

i wasn't summoned afaik but I found you. get supported losers

find it so funny how when i look at others posts and go "10k to me. you cooked" a lot of the time it works but when i look at my own and go "damn i cooked" it's 10 notes and a piece of lint

oh shit now we just need the piece of lint and this ones a certified banger!!!

Hai i am a piece of lint :::3

nuh uh the curse never works on my posts :3

FUCK WAIT NO

lmfao get fucked. it didn't work

time marches on. you cannot guarantee a falsehood when patience may forever lead to truth

...hey @maryland-officially theres another one

the gimmicks found your post op.......

i summon... @the-purpurhaj (not forced ofc)

an introduction post for this blog!

hi guys! i was looking at the family of blåhaj blogs (bloghajar?) and i noticed that there didn't seem to be one for smolhaj! (there might be, idk. the search wasn't super thorough...)

this is my first time making one of these lil gimmick blogs so i don't really know how it works but i'll figure it out ^^'

anyway! you can use they/them pronouns for me, and i'm super excited to (maybe) join the haj family!

Hello smohaj! Are you perhaps related to out other small haj @the-smahaj ?

Welcome to the blahajverse none the less! Friendly reminder to stab tyrants (today at least), eat transphobes and not to tag your posts with blahaj unless you have a new and never before seen picture of a blahaj! (So we don't fill up the blahaj tag with not blahaj stuff.)

We have a smahaj ('tis I !!) and a litenhaj but no smolhaj yet, welcome to the family :D

I think we should consider having all three of you as triplets like gra, lijusgra, and klappar

that's really fun!! glad to know there are other smahajar :) also I've now removed the tag from posts that don't need them :)

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

Update:

J.K. Rowling is apparently now filing a defamation lawsuit against someone who made fun of her for saying this, which means its time to spread this like wildfire!

sure would be a shame if- oops, that's the reblog button!

WOAH. WRONG BUTTON SORRY!!

AGGH MY FINGER SLIPPED WHILE DOING HENNA-

Oh, dearie me, I seem to have accidentally reblogged this-

Oh heavens! It seems I’ve accidentally pressed reblog!

WHOOPS

finger slipped

i wonder what this button that displays a loop does

I hath miscalculated my finger touch spot on magic picture.box

nooo a piece of cereal fell onto the reblog button!!!

Oh, dear. Sadly I don't have hands, so clearly this reblog doesn't exist! -pride

oh no ive clicked the very wrong thing huh- so uh- what did i do exactly?

@an-arch11 @ms-macintosh @the-purpurhaj @koko-blueturtle @goofballgutz

oh no you guys i accidentally hit the reblog button... let me just delete tha- *comically slips on a banana peel and hits post in the process*

I'm curious.

Can we get all the Blahaj blogs in one place? I want a group photo to hang in the loving room.

Sorry if there are doubles

might've already tried this - idk I created this blog at 2am - but how would one go about joining this list? :3

I'm curious.

Can we get all the Blahaj blogs in one place? I want a group photo to hang in the loving room.

loving room?

Living room. He meant the living room.

ok, well you have me for the picture :D

This is a very singular group photo, so far.

@the-rodbrunhaj is literally the only one i remembered exists

Someone else has the full list but I don’t remember who. Also, why was I the one you remembered? I’m very far from memorable.

Clearly that statement is incorrect, considering not a single other blåhaj was remembered.

Not even the original blåhaj?

Ok, so, no other blåhaj tumblr account came to mind. (Currently lying with a blåhaj so thats kinda unavoidable)

Yeah I meant the account by the name of @the-blahaj

henlo

Four, now, and a classic at that.

I don’t know if this is the full list, but here’s a list I found

@the-blahaj

@the-rodhaj

@the-gronhaj

@the-gulhaj

@the-svarthaj

@the-rodbrunhaj

@the-grahaj

@the-rodgulhaj

@the-vithaj

@the-magentahaj

@blalilahaj

@demonhaj

@the-demonhaj

@thedivineguldhaj

@the-smahaj

@the-haj

@the-djavulsksilverhaj

@the-purpurhaj

@the-purjolokhaj

@brunhaj

@the-turkoshaj

@svard-haj

@ultraviolett-haj

@the-attaarmadhaj

@the-litenhaj

@the-448c-haj

@ogiltig-haj

@swimhaj

@the-v1haj

@the-hajhaj

@the-blavingad

@the-ljushaj

@the-fuchsiahaj

@the-odethaj

@the-emohaj

@biblicallyaccurateangel-haj

@the-arohaj

@the-crowhaj

@the-korallfisk

@scoliosis-haj

@the-valhaj

@gummy-haj

@the-kasmiskhaj

@butiksagarehaj

@the-truth-seekers

@sibhaj

@den-av-alla-hajen

@bagarhaj

@4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e

@gandalf-the-grahaj

@the-frankenhaj

@natthaj

@the-vamphaj

@bookworm-haj

@the-butterhaj

@natthaj

@biblically-accurate-haj

@the-invertedhaj

@the-rymdenhaj

@the-norsehaj

@spikeplushiehaj

@the-aftonsparv

@starz-rambles

@larryhaj

@the-purpursparv

@the-rod-katthaj

whats up folks

ey y'all

have a nice day

how would one go about joining the haj list? i made a blog :3