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golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes

golf:

mini golf:

Golf: completely fucking silent practically on pain of death

Mini golf: dunking on ppl while theyre taking a shot is pretty much required

reverse gatekeeping. I am on my knees begging people to engage with the source material

If you read the fic, leave the kudos. Leave a comment too, if possible. Just do it. It takes a few seconds of your time and it means the world to the writer.

Sincerely, me who just got told that my writing feels like watching a blockbuster movie. I don't care if they were sincere or not, I'll be thinking about that comment for the rest of my life and every time I feel bad about my art, I'll remember that someone once liked it.

girls

This fr

Cookie wishes you a bad day! >:(

April Fools! Cookie wishes you a good day! :)

I was explaining to my mom about how tumblr is excited for the ides of march tomorrow, and celebrating the assassination of a corrupt politician etc. etc. and she goes, "Oh! So what do we wear!"

And I said, "IDK a knife?"

And she said, "Ohh, I don't think I can get away with that at the conference. But I know, I'll draw a picture of a knife and carry it around in my pocket and get a giggle out of it whenever I look in my pocket!"

Anyway my mom's brilliant and I think we should all carry paper knives tomorrow.

IN THEIR EYES I SEE YOU ALEXANDER I SEE YOU EVERY TIME

click for better quality + closeup below cut. this was so fun!! I was working on it for a while and intended to do 9 rather than 6, but none of the others I made came out how I wanted. maybe will add more if I feel like it!

This is so cool

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

reblog.

help.

do not scroll down.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE

may I just update this?

see the little thing that says help?

Don’t ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!

Anyone know where it is on mobile ???

You report the user, choose “something else”, scroll down and choose “suicide or self harm”

DO NOT SCROLL DOWN

REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIVE

PLEASE REBLOG

Please don’t scroll past this post, you could save someone’s life.

SAVE A LIFE

this. reblogging this on my largest blog for y’all to see this

You can also do this on Android mobile.

Sorry this ain’t my usual content. But this is important.

sorry no matchups here but this is extremely necessary

this needs to be known more

please.

If you scroll past this, I am extremely disappointed

ditto

Rkkaktkqkgkwifkwkkdkfw

yeehaw pro tip!

Do this and you might safe a life partner!

literally!

I had to randomly fast scroll to past it and scroll back up to reblog/repost. I ain’t cruel. THERE WAS SO MUCH FUCKING REBLOGS!!!

Yall gotta reblog this unless y'all heartless MFS.

Anyways, have a critter.

PLEASE REBLOG

PLEASE

I BEG YOU

CALLING ALL SHARKS

@the-purpurhaj can you tag the hajar?

this is so unbelievably important, please please please reblog

im gonna try to tag as many as i can with gul’s list

Dont scroll!!!! This is important!!!!!!!

despite this not being my usual content, it is way too important to ignore. Please, never ignore things like this.

A FUCKING IMPORTANT POST DETECTED!

cc @gimmick-thief

yea this is extremely important

@a-counter @achivement-unlocked @alphabet-statistician @anti-gimmick-thceif @are-there-grammar-errors @b-counter @biblepercent @c-counter @carbon-monoxide-detector @cat-spotted @citrus-typos @colortracker @contraction-counter @decontextifier @digitcounter @e-counter @eggblackoutpoetry @etho-spotted @free-post-store @gimmickblogcompletionist @gimmick-mimic @gimmickbloghunterhunter @happy-little-painter @hellsite-quotes @hellsitegenetics @hemo-rainbow-completionist @homestuck-word-counter @i-bork-at-you @i-give-chess-pieces-to-people @i-meow-at-you @i-reblog-your-post-with-balls @i-remove-color-from-posts @i-say-not-ok @i-say-ok @i-shelve-posts @i-tag-gimmick-accounts @identifying-cars-in-posts @identifying-cat-phenotypes @identifying-dinosaurs-in-posts @identifying-guns-in-posts @identifying-horses-in-posts @identifyinggimmickblogsinposts @identifyingtrainsinposts

This is important. Spread the word. It could save a life. @fish-detector @snailifier @corviddetector @maryland-officially @elvis-official @the-actual-ocean

Pass it on. This can save someone’s life. @important-animal-images @fluffshi-wxffle @spampai @endomentendo

@glitchyk @onimusha095 @breadheaddoodles @cz3rqv @cherriisodapop @artandstoriesandstuff

REBLOG THIS AND NEVER DON’T REBLOG - YOU CAN SAVE SO MANY LIFES WITH THIS INFORMATION, PLEASE

@stupidloafofbread @monitorbread @fand0m-fano12 @breadjazz @f0xx1n3 @ any other moots or users who would like to reblog bc I’m half awake

@weird-kid-of-cringe, @wheezecheese, @breadjazz, @t0tally-n0t-lou, @ray-land17, @bubbles077, @starry-gabby, @hazbinglazer, @loozerboykisser, @always-emo, @yumereblogs, @breadstingray, @iamafrenchnerd, @miles–per–hour, @little-paper-ghost-child, @sparky4577, @digitalcarboard, @dokjas-lostselfpreservation, @nikozai-ceo, @atsushi-brainrot, @jellotheinternetpirate, @icechucker, @syunkiss, @rambling-gremlin, @science-funtime, @mia-is-delulu, @likeaadream, @muddino-haro-dinojustdino, @15-rats-1-trenchcoat, @idiot-squared, @weird-no-im-just-special-edition, @th34utistic-0ne, @d3w-dr0p5s, @dazais-world, @theonlyrealdazaiosamusblog, @brightshaw-shipper, @magicalgear, @sillymultifandomgirly, @mrflatfox, @ask-liam-and-co, @queenofthegays15, @maydaymayb, @madmanpoet, @larz-barz, @chaosvv, @little-sharky-pup-boy, @gigglestick-9000, @stupidloafofbread, @iniovewithyou, @raskoln1kovsaxe, @fyodordostoevskeys, @smiglegjoooden, @ziggyisonzaza, @pennyroyald, @corrupted-bandages, @insufferablewhore, @windyskiez, @xobunie, @koku-stars, @mewhenigettosilly, @epiclilsillyguy, @s1lly-l1ttle-gurl, @miki-tae, @elliesartstuff, @hopefulwastelandmiracle, @xxhoney-biscuitxx, @thefetusfroggy, @totally-italy, @mast3rsw0rd, @armatofu, @mars2moons, @bifluidmax08, @alexandramericana, @lostlavendergrotto, @eloose, @crowwolf8, @kaiserkisser, @imjunebitch, @just-duck-it, @hazbinv33, @railway323, @still-fatemeh

reblog this now. @loozerboykisser @the-toaster-rat

@andiv3r @thesuperawsomegay

@iluvhavingnobrain @internet-freakkkk

@getcrazyiththecheesewhiz @prog-elitist

@testy420 @whosgreymidnightthoughts

@girl-rudely-interrupted @gravity-paws-au

@edgyhedgie @bread-with-feet @mr-nostalgia-blog1 @m4rb13d-f0x-g1r1 @chernobylcatfish09

@come-ask-shrimpo @duckduckberry @d00medyur1 @starman-01. @s4pph1re-20

@zmbiel0v3 @fall1ngawayfromm3 @fleurdelis1

@fizz-and-banana-pudding @elmushterri

@uglygirlari @kourt-jester @klauwtje

@keepingdarksecrets @lost-child-the-artist

@r1nth3gh0st @rlmartian @ranboolivesaysstuff

@queenkatluv

i felt like I had to reblog this

@neverniko101 @aurora-starlight-silly @alwaysmiko

@deranged-refridgerator @here-2-help @bowflare @fyreflakes @venus-salam-the-puppet @catt6565 @ask-miscode @paintsans @miracle-negative @mostly-unseen-spectator @voidwithnoblogs @papyrus-14567 @oneeqaisara @mish-in-a-marsh @luvyourself2hell @ribboncrimson @eluxurex @zechiki @bigassfuckingmushroom @justexistingsomewhere @beryllineart @lady-inkmare @lugata-pro @mossimiff @mimorobo @zezodacol @al-creativelylazy

I’M SO SORRY FOR TAGGING YOU ESPECIALLY IF I DON’T USUALLY TAG US BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT :V

I’m 100% behind reblogging this. I can’t tell you how many times in my life I would’ve wanted to see something like this.

@deadandwalking

as someone who has almost lost several loved ones to suicide and s/h (and someone who is 9 months clean today actually) this is IMPORTANT

@projectsquid @blitzstoneshouldbecanon

@shadey-rper

Please please reblog guys

@boldofyoutoassumeicanspell

@riordanverseaddict

@whatonearthisgoingon

@dabouse @persassy777 @f1shxx @deadhighloser @hammyham-o-o @oscillating-fan-whore5 @fuzzyanus @transgenderteensurvivalguide @your-local-depressed-fangirl @animentality @screaming-velociraptor @scarletrose-o7 @stardustwaterfalls @stormthedamp

 A friend threatened me to repost so I will!

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

@ey-theys-was-coronas

@fangirlhehe

I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-

Hey queeeeeen!!!!! How ya doing with your newfound lesbianism?

@i-got-poisenality @gone5doll @theoneandonlypatches @above-the-foldd

I know I didn’t tag everyone, I just can’t remember all of my mooties and I’m tired lol

Uhhh- ill try to tag everyone i can remember, its been a minute since ive been active ok here.

@more-sonorous @ey-theys-was-coronas @newsies-lodging-house @sprace-javey

I'll do as many as I remember

@sobsloudlybutprettily @imnotactually-a-crouch @prongsie-piee @werewolf-from-mars @my-castles-crumbling @bigmack2go @ey-theys-was-coronas

@swirling-romantics @fifisettos @xerussquirrel @urgayoldercousinmags @nolonger-ams @soupdeewoop @eternally-wandering @liv-in-the-chaos @clodyghost i think thats most if not all of my people

@indigostation @astronomical-anteater @turtlesinatree @ literally anyone who isn't here just for meaningless engagement farming

I'm too bad at interacting with people for this lol

@starkayezer @blueberry-b4gel @astarsmindd

making actual friends yesssss

@woods3115 @mairon-goth-minion @sunshinerainbowsandlollipops @sage-way

my bros and gals and other pals!

@lex-dr4ws @fictionalsimp09 @look-a-gay @fictionalsimp09 @kayylivesinchaos

@hawaiianshirttaco64 @goldsmith-angel @rainystarssx @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can

@cch3rrybomb @icrytomyownpoetry @bluebevvy0409 @lesbian-disaster-tm @l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft

@bibeantransbean @birdiebirdjay @percyweasleyapologist @toooster @blob-of-social-anxiety

@danaris112 @lirenthenonlyrist @aelia-posts @permetutotheworld @guess1mjustheren0w

@s1r1us0black @glitchedmoon5 @garden-of-runar @secret-sageent @soupyloopyx

@printershorts @sunsstars AND ANYONE I FORGET BC I JUST WOKE UP AND I’M TIRED Y’ALL ARE JUST AWESOME 🤘✨

I'm probably forgetting a bunch of people but

@printershorts @the-archivist-14 @clodyghost @danger-dayze

@miqotepotatoe @equippedtolove @cestpassam @guess1mjustheren0w

@percyweasleyapologist @hawaiianshirttaco64 @rainystarssx @frebbyfazballz

@allonsy-moony @ttroubledwaters @theblackstar04 @what-would-sappho-do

@shadowjinx2906 @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus @thatrandomlemononyourcounter1 @undercontrolofdarkness

@fangsded @l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft @etoilenoiree @tastelessleather

Eeeee, thank you for the tag!! I’m probably forgetting a lot of people but I’ll do my best!! Ok, here we go-

@danaris112 (I know you tagged me but I gotta tag you too :) !!) @izzieclarksonzz @autisticfanperson @sarnai4 @zevuffie @ruvastuon @coracx @blondelotus (for some reason it’s not letting me tag her but she’s just joined and we’re irl friends!!) @lunesartsworld @tannabet @i-set-my-autism-on-fire @sugar-blaze @bobthetitanisback @aalinaaaaaa @not-alesha @esli444 (I hope I got you all, I don’t really interact with many people so idk but I love you all so much!!)

@1oddboi1 @the-archivist-14 (I know you tagged me, but I'm just following your lead here x3)

I'm not too active with interacting with others here- But y'all are amazing friends! I don't say it often enough, but I love y'all <3

@eclipsen-smiles @ghostofa-spacenerd @taterhoots @zopharooni @janijams @wolsalwastaken @eweeismediocre @shardilarf @isoparty @cinnakit @i-set-my-autism-on-fire

I would tag more but I have anxiety B)

You all are awesome :3

(I'm also doing the thing where I tag the person who tagged me i guess lol)

Uhhhh

Uhhhhhhh

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh. I need to get a list hold on

@the-voices-in-my-pancakes @thecoastxlwaters @thekillermaretwinz @multifandomcutie13 @ze-slaughtermod @crussofang @eternal-soup (we don’t talk much but you’re here anyways you simp.) @purrplespacecats @yum-zlurplie (holy shit we moots?) @flxwerasmxs @isoparty (yeah you to.) @seventeenwizards @coolgirl576 @librarian-computer @bagelg00se (you cannot escape either.) @luciddr34m @shardilarf @novasolstarr @birbisanon (we should talk more) @solarflaresandsunspots @grabble45 @letthebloodrunlikeariver (idk if you have a mod account.) @mars-paws @rye-bread-the-2nd @sleepdeprived-idiotlol @huhwhuhs (pls don’t smite me for this.) @atherflame-theconcubus @creator-of-creativious @ardbar @100percentevil @sixtyune @m1lky-way-bi @pastelshark123 @that-one-unknown-artist @ryandabean @purplec4ndy @doodlebug091 @gummysunnybear @holygarm (you to, simp.) @artoutoftheblue (simp x3) @sillyneurodivergentgoober @wonderstrawberries @harvest-is-tired @achickennamedcheese (you are not exempt.) @serv0z @lunar-disillusionment @lunthestar317 @stormbreaker-290 (you also. Simp x4)

Honor mentions

@c4lyps00 and @kukikoooo

And now I’ve hit my mention limit. Oopsie.

Tags

@gummysunnybear

@razzmatazz2004

@adumblittlegachakid

@thorn-rambles-on

@merwangaza

@mama-ships

@noinoi999

@randomfoxsworld

@coolgirl576

@atherflame-theconcubus

@xevv1190

@sunnyboi3

@ryomaandgundhamkin

@silly-a-777

@coastxlwaters

@bloodmoon-da-idiot

@yelesomeblue

@h-didanart

@upsidedownapple

@type1dragonwolf

@bipolar-sad-and-ready-to-cry

@thekillermaretwinz

@gremlininthedark

@hammyham-o-o @countingthestarsthings @lunar-solarsystem @random-fandom-chaos @scally-wiggles716 @im-jesus @lavaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

hi! :] thx for the tag! this is me certifying that I am in fact NOT a fake ass (just a busy teenager)

How are you, btw? Hope you have an awesomesauce day tomorrow!!! (Or today, whenever you're seeing this lol)

every day i think about the cat on twitter who looks more like a scheming eunuch than any creature has ever looked

monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you

I'm gonna become the gay agenda in a minute if you don't shut the fuck up

that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping........ most blessed feeling in the world

reblog to let your mutuals know that they can always give you the “OKAY SO” and you will listen

lord the peasants are so loud today

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

Achievement unlocked!

Fire post!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE POST IS ON FIRE